Thursday, October 12, 2006

Perhaps...a ride to Raw is in order?


When naming the blog that would unleash our brain child onto the unsuspecting public, only one character came to mind. Possibly my favorite of the lot, OUR WORLD's resident fun loving vampire Gangrel. As I mentioned in an earlier post little is known about Gangrels residence other than the fact that he lives somewhere near The Brothers of Destruction, Kane and The Undertaker. Gangrels main focus in our world is his neverending search to bum a ride to RAW (where he was released from over 5 years ago). The problem lying in Gangrel's assumption that RAW is indeed a physical location and not a brand that travels the country and indeed the world. Key victims of Gangrel's obsessive disorder are Reno (who Gangrel offered to free from his flaming prison, ONLY AFTER getting a ride to RAW, which as you may have picked up on, is a physical impossiblity) Kane and Undertaker (who have heard it so many times on a daily basis, they offer little or no reaction to his plea) and countless other players in our world. Recently however, the tables have been turned as Canadian Superstar Lance Storm has exploited Gangrel's need for a ride, going as far as to promise one to him in exchange for his loyal friendship. Whether Storm even owns a vehichle is still up for questioning as he and Gangrel spend most of their time looking for the aforementioned means of conveyance.

But Gangrel is not a one dimesional character in OUR WORLD, so as not to ruin the unexpected twist of the ALTERNATE WORLD (oh yeah, there's another one..or two) we'll delve deeper into our favorite Vampires side job providing OUR WORLDly daylight for its inhabitants. In his battle with Macho Moon over the love of his wife Luna, Gangrel inadvertantly became the entity now known as Gangrel Sun. A huge orb that rotates the earth for 12 hours of the calendar day with the demonic visage of a Vampire's face asking those its comes across for rides to RAW. The problems that arise from this are many, both physical and scientific, as a Vampire's natural enemy is sunlight. The topic is only made more confusing by the fact that Gangrel is often seen freely roaming the earth in humanoid form continuing his quest of Monday Night Absoluteness.

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