The Tower of Power, to sweet to be sour......

Little is known about the dawn of creation. Before the reign of man on Earth, there was God. Before God, there was the Macho Man Randy Savage. Randy was never created, never born, he just was. Out of the boredom of being the only living entity Savage created many things during his solitude, two of which are very important to the forming of OUR WORLD. One we won't speak of until a much later blog, the other music. Not just music as we know it to be today, but a sound so pure and beautiful that it split itself into 14 tracks of husky voiced rap and spread itself throughout the eddy's in the space time continuim; arriving at several key points during the history of the world we know to exist with the universal message "Be A Man".

After his song "Tear It Up" knocked a meteor onto a direct course with prehistoric Earth, Macho Man remained innactive for many years rightfully blaming himself for the Ice Age and xenocide of the dinosaurs. Billions of years later he came out of hiding in an effort to save Jesus Christ from the crucifiction, and clear his good name. But alas, due to the time it spent to color coordinate his elaborate costume, he arrived too late to thwart the treacherous Judas and all was lost. Or was it? Shortly after on the day that is now known as Easter, Savage did indeed take his revenge by elbow dropping the traitor straight to hell; with a force so mighty it unearthed the boulder covering the messiahs tomb with the gospel from his title track.."Be A Man", waking Jesus from his slumber and single handidly creating Christianity, and countless inaccuracies still taught as of now.

For a short time Macho became tired of his physical form and after a night of binge drinking and listening to his song "Let's Get it On" used his powers to become the moon, serenading the sea with his poetic verse and basking the earth in his calm light.

For many years Macho has stayed dorment until landing a career wrestling for the WWF and endorsing Slim Jim beef snacks, the natural post retirement job for a omnipitent beings. After many years he became complacent, looking for more out of his life once again, so he left the WWF for greener pastures in the WCW. WCW was a good move for Savage because this is where he met another creative musician. A man who's muse of saying your prayers and taking your vitamins mixed beautifully with Macho's funky like a monkey mindset. This man was Hulk Hogan, and thus the Mega Powers were formed. Over the years the two combined their music to cure such horrible diseases as cancer of the face and constant suspended animation.

Today the two still live together in harmony next door to The Brothers of Destruction in the Mega Power House. Neither knowing that the other have taken on super hero personas. After a short appearence in Spiderman, Macho became the Slim Jim slinging crime fighter known as Machoman, a growling old man with bug eyes and a pinache for neon clothing. Meanwhile, Hogan has taken up committing crimes under the guise of the Red and Yellow Goblin having some kind of identity crisis between his Hulk and Hollywood incarnations.