Welcome to the BCW arena.

The Big Two, anyone who calls themselves a fan of the sport associates this term with the WWF and its arch rival the WCW. However, anyone who calls themselves a fan of the sport in Our World would be dead wrong, because the number Two is an often used PC method of describing feces, and there's plenty of that in the upstart promotion BCW.

No one knows how or why the BCW exists. As a matter of fact, many believe its existence proof positive that the world has gone to shit. Known for its dirty language and sleazy angles the BCW (Butt Championship Wrestling) comes to us live from Todd Hopkinski's anal cavity and appeals mostly to the alternative lifestyle crowd and people named Jesse.

Many of todays living legends are somehow intwined within the fiber of BCW. "The Lionfart" Chris Jericho was presumeably born deep within the bowels of the BCW arena and has since been shat out into the world, where he still continues his quest to reconnect with his birth father The Assclown.

The Man called Stink has since retired from the WCW and set his sites on browner pastures fighting off his arch nemesis' (usually turds) for the BCW Toilet Paper Championshit. He still keeps in touch with his long time friend "The Total Package" Lex Luger; upon finding more out about the role The Narcissus plays in Our World, the more disturbing that seemingly harmless fact will become.

The latest (and possibly most important) addition to the BCW roster is its gatekeeper Psycho Sid. Formerly a multiple time WWF and WCW World Champion Sid has retired to doing what he loves...waking up everyday at the crack of dawn and fighting off opposition with plungers at the exit to the BCW arena, a young boys butt. Sid is considered a pedaphile in Our World due to this fact, and thus has trouble competing in his other passion...JV Softball.

Call the BCW arena what you will. Dank, dark, smelly, puckered....one thing it will never be is corny. Unless of course thats what the fans want. BCW caters to the people, spreading its form of Squirts Entertainment to the nostrils of hungry fans everywhere. Long live BCW, OH.....MY.........GAWD!!!!